We're going camping today. The first thing Celeste said when she woke up (after, of course, "Dada! I want you to come cuddle me!") is:

C: Is the camping far, far away?

Me: Nope. Less than an hour away.

C: Is the camping straight or left or right?

Me: Well, we'll go straight for a long time, and then it'll be on the right.

C: I like to turn right.

Me: How come?

C: I don't know. *pause* I like rights. I don't like left-es.

Me: What about backwards?

C: *silly voice* Noooooooooooooooooooooo!