Blueberries...
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
Celeste: CEREAL!!Me: Okay, and what fruit do you want with it?
Celeste: Blueberries!!!
Me: We don't have any blueberries.
Celeste: Why?
Me: Because we ate them all.
Celeste: Go to the store and buy some more blueberries.
Me: I will next time I go shopping, but not right now.
Celeste: Why?
Me: Because we're eating breakfast now and getting ready to go to school. I'll cut you a nectarine instead.
Celeste: Okay. *after a bit* I want to talk to Mama.
Me: Okay, we'll call her.
*ring*
Celeste: *on the phone* Hi, Mama! *puts on her sad and guilt inducing face* Dada doesn't have any blueberries. *pause* We're eating .... *to me* what's this called? ... nectarines instead. *more sad guilt face*
